A Rollercoaster That Only Goes Up

van-gogh-to-hell:

i-will-die-laughing:

white dad in any movie: but son, you’re throwing away your DREAM
white son in any movie: no dad, I’m throwing away ~yours~

(Source: abacazhi)

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starrynights-:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

are you satan

the-hollow-crown-of-loki:

casualcynic:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

CAN I BE THE PERSON WHO DOES THIS?

ONE DAY WHEN I AM RICH, I WILL DO THIS.

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cyanide-poisoning:

Men Experiencing Labor Pains

With their wives supporting them.

(Source: vimeo.com)

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teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

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robertdowneyjrsbitch:

Robert Downey Jr. being so perfect it hurts.

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Plot Twist:

Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.

madeineightyeight:

Never trust a man

who asks you to bring up the sins you’ve committed in the past

Your mistakes are yours & only God knows of them

Keep it that way

If he loves you, he will love your mistakes

because your past made you who you are today